In his infinite knowledge, Chris decided to establish his lolcow status right away by posting a rambling video containing a wide variety of content such as why smoking and drinking are bad, how girls should use Transformers action figures to seduce boys, and-in what would become extremely ironic years later-how heterosexuality and binary gender roles are an absolute must. Intrigued by what kind of deranged, autistic mind could create such a thing, the users tracked down Chris and all his associated online accounts. Our journey begins all the way back in the good old days of 2007, when the Internet was still in its relative infancy and when Sonichu was first discovered on 4chan. Rhyme made up by girls to taunt Chris in High School 17 The Near Future Eulogy For Christian/Christine Weston ChandlerĬhris.14 June 23, 2018: The Ban from Too Many Games.
11 Chris Chan's plan To Support The Troops On 9/11.4.5 Chris Isn't Even Good Enough for Walmart.4.4 Chris Gets Permabanned From GameStop.4.3.1 BLUE ARMS! Chris-tran drops the soap.4.3 Chris Assaults GameStop Employee, or Retard Assaults Employee 2: Electric Boogaloo.
4.1 Here's Christard's Version, Straight from the Horse's Ass.3 Chris-Chan: The (Former) Man, the IRL Creepiness.Despite there being many, many other lolcows ripe for the taking after Chris's discovery, none may ever reach the same level of infamy as his, and Chris shall be doomed to forever remain in public (and online) consciousness as the Frankenstein's monster of the Internet.
This is why you shouldn't let your autistic children on the internet. The hapless retards of the net-idiotically thinking that sending Chris cash was "milking the lolcow"-actually began complying with these requests and sending him upwards of $100 and calling it "trolling." It seems that, in the end, Chris actually became the troll by milking countless dipshits out of their monies. Which, of course, he does, because who the fuck would sit around on their fat ass all day coloring-in comic book pages if they had anything better to do with their lives?Įventually, after years of trolling, Chris began asking for donations from people to continue his projects.
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As if that weren't lame enough, Chris-chan actually has a shitload of medallions: The blachu, and the "Rosechu" medallion ( which he planned on giving to his sweetheart), suggesting that he has far too much free time on his hands. The most notable physical characteristic of Chris, beyond the obvious morbid corpulence, and his insane tranny operations that only succeeded in giving him a pair of pendulous french-fries-with-soy-sauce induced man boobs, is that he wears a medallion made out of crayola FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC and acrylic paint everywhere, at all times in homage to his yellow Sonic re-color.
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February 24, 1982: Age 41) is a fat, stupid, perverted, religious, SEVERELY autistic, basement-dwelling, racist, homophobic, tranny-loving, pedophiliac, incestuous, rapist, self-proclaimed (ex-) " virgin with rage", degenerate manchild, and creator of his own 'skillfully-written' as well as skillfully-drawn series of comics starring an illegal, Yank-made bootlegged version of the blue blur called " Sonichu": his supremely retarded hybrid of Pikachu and Sonic the Hedgehog. Chris-Chan ( Real name: Christine Weston Chandler ⚧ originally Christian Weston Chandler and Christopher Weston Chandler at his birth to age 11, but more popularly known as "That Fat, Retarded, Degenerate, Tranny bitch Fuckface" b.
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